Way to many up and down moments today. I need the day to end before I find out that my dog sprained his ankle or something stupid like that.
TRIPPLE THREAT
I wonder if I've been changed in the night? Let me think. Was I the same when I got up this morning? I almost think I can remember feeling a little different. But if I'm not the same, the next question is 'Who in the world am I?' Ah, that's the great puzzle!
Aug 30
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Jan 01
Tiger Wood gives really good advice.
A chapter from Tiger Wood’s book.
Dec 26
Beginning phase of my next painting.
Dec 09
I realized yesterday that I’m on the verge of being a fat man. I’m about 30 big ones over my weight in high school. Although 185 in high school might seem like a lot, I did play every sport and was the starting running back and point guard of my teams. So it was mostly muscle mass at that point. What’s depressing is that I got to this point quicker than I thought I would. I got married, came home after work instead of going to the gym which was my custom prior to the vows. I used to be a gym junkie, playing basketball for up to 4 hours at a time and occasionally pulling in two a days as well. I guess I can look and see that all my work out buddies have moved away to different parts of the country and world. Or I could point the possibility that I just got really lazy. Playing video games has also been a major crutch as well. The thing that really made me realize is that I was looking at some pictures I just took and my face is like a bowling bowl. I looked bloated.
So what’s the point and why would I care to tell you that yours truly is one slip away from being the funny fat guy friend? Well, I’ve decided to stop the madness and get back to my fighting weight. I’m going to chronicle the weight loss over the next couple months and put up pictures to keep myself accountable. I might even jump on the P90X craze if I can get a copy. Thanks for listening.
Oct 19
I saw this name plate at a customer office building today. If Chad Johnson was allowed to change his name to Chad Ocho Cinco then this guy could have done the same. I would’ve changed it to Timothy No El Bombardero. Yikes, I thought I had it bad by just having the first name in common.
Oct 13
Hey Tumblr folk… I will end all of you who are not going to watch Harry Potter and The Philosophers’ Chamber of Azkaban Half Death Phoenix. You have been warned.
Sep 23
These may be the best commercials ever. EVER. E.V.E.R. Don’t say no to Panda.
Sep 13
I had frozen yogurt here the other day and I thought you might enjoy this sign in the window.
Sep 10
Bought an easel, some brushes and acrylic paint. Now I just need to get some inspiration. The easel is a James Bond model. It folds into a briefcase and then you can turn it into a firewood. It was a steal.
Sep 08
I saw a guy in his 40’s wearing his xbox over the head headset. He was at the grocery store. The cord was tucked into his pocket. I couldn’t confirm if it was plugged into anything.
Jul 30
Thoughts on the divorce that shook the world.
Heidi Montag has filed for divorce from her husband Spencer Pratt. I didn’t see that coming. Shocked is the only word that describes my reaction. On the bright side Spencer is available to douche up the world all over again. He could be the next Bachelor. That would be television gold. Can you imagine every week instead of giving roses to the girls, the girls would give him a rose if they still wanted to stick around. The show might end half an hour into taping or maybe a week. Either way, Heidi has bank coming in from her new sponsor Mattel. Yes, the same Mattel that makes plastic children toys. Apparently Heidi fit right in as Barbie’s ho sister, a market niche that Mattel wasn’t able to grab until now. Hey, ho’s need something to play with too.
On a completely unrelated note, Snooki, can you just go die already? I’m surprised the STDs haven’t done you in yet.
