I walked the streets of Los Angeles today. No, I did not get picked up. Yes, I did get screwed by parking.
TRIPPLE THREAT
I wonder if I've been changed in the night? Let me think. Was I the same when I got up this morning? I almost think I can remember feeling a little different. But if I'm not the same, the next question is 'Who in the world am I?' Ah, that's the great puzzle!
Dec 01
Nov 30
Frank spotting my Father-in-law spotting me. I got you got you.
True friends help you move out of your apartments. This friend helped me move and decided to throw on a wig while doing so. Thanks Frank.
Realization, the bad kind.
I just realized that due to the fact that I own a partial plan for the Clippers that includes the 12 biggest games of the year that I will be be fortunate enough to watch the 12 biggest losses of the year too. Yah, and I payed good money to do so.
Nov 26
Just a question here but why do black socks leave lint and white socks don’t? Every time I ball I have lint every where when I wear black socks and never when I don’t. I’m just saying.
Nov 23
Iranians, Fox Sports and Fat Kids
I was watching the Clipper vs Memphis game when this exchange took place between the Clipper announcers. Arya Towfighi, a Clipper season ticket holder, complained when Smith mispronounced Iran and Iranian.
The Wednesday exchange began when Haddadi entered the game and Smith said, “Look who’s in.” Lawler responded, “Hamed Haddadi. Where’s he from?”
Smith answered, “He’s the first Iranian to play in the NBA.”
Lawler: “There aren’t any Iranian players in the NBA?” repeating Smith’s pronunciation of the word “Iranian.”
Smith: “He’s the only one.”
Lawler: “He’s from Iran?”
Smith: “I guess so.”
Lawler: “That Iran?”
Smith: “Yes.”
Lawler: “The real Iran?”
Lawler: “I don’t know about their guards.”
Smith: “Yes.”
Lawler: “Wow. Haddadi — that’s H-A-D-D-A-D-I.”
Smith: “You’re sure it’s not Borat’s older brother?”
Lawler laughed and Smith continued, “If they ever make a movie about Haddadi, I’m going to get Sacha Baron Cohen to play the part.”
Lawler: “Here’s Haddadi. Nice little back-door pass. I guess those Iranians can pass the ball.”
Smith: “Especially the post players.”
Smith and Lawler were suspended for the next game for this exchange. Are you freaking kidding me? Arya needs to grow a pair and find find bigger battles to fight. So mispronouncing Iranian is grounds for a suspension? Lawler has been the play by play guy for the Clippers for 31 spotless years and gets no leeway? Fox caved faster than a fat kid doing a push up.
Nov 20
This is classic.
Nov 06
This chick is crazy and what she does is bad for women’s soccer. Ron Artest thinks you’re crazy. With that said, I purchased an Elizabeth Lambert #15 jersey. Sweet mother of Mary I can’t wait to wear it.
Oct 30
This pretty much explains it.
Happy Halloween you crazy costume wearing peeps. This picture was taken by a buddy of mine. www.ArthurChristian.net
Oct 26
Jets QB Mark Sanchez eats a hot dog during the game against the Raiders. You know you’ve reached the bottom when the opposing qb is enjoying the game from the sideline eating a hot dog with mustard.
Oct 22
People simply disappeared, always during the night. Your name was removed from the registers, every record of everything you had ever done was wiped out, your one-time existence was denied and then forgotten. You were abolished, annihilated: vaporized was the usual word.
- George Orwell, 1984
LeBron can take a leap.
Maxim magazine recently asked LeBron James, “If there was one guy on the planet you could dunk on, who would it be? If it doesn’t have to be a basketball player, George W. Bush,” James said. “I would dunk on him, break the rim and shatter the glass.”
If I remember correctly, LeBron, aren’t you the guy that tried to hide video of you getting dunked on by a no name college player? Oh yes, I do remember that. Furthermore I’m gonna take a wild guess and say that you probably have never voted either. You are such a tool, what do you even know about life other than playing basketball and being a poor sport? Why don’t you stop making crack head statements and learn how to congratulate the other team when you get beat instead of walking off the court like crying like a little girl. Ooohh YOU ARE THE MAN LeBron, your going to dunk on the former President of the United States. Gosh, I want to grow up and be just like you.
Oct 20
Some Haiku's Dedicated to Them Dodgers
Broxton blows the save; Rollins completes the comeback; Kiss series good bye
Walk and hit by pitch, Stage set for Dodger melt down; Rollins closes door
Oct 18
Thoughts I probably should just keep to myself...
So I was watching the Angels/Yankees game yesterday. As I scanned the crowd I couldn’t help but notice a very large man with some clear plastic on to protect himself from the rain. All I could think about was the poor family of trash bags that were killed to keep him dry. Does this fall in PETAs strike zone? If not, shouldn’t a new non-profit organization like People for the Ethical Treatment of Plastic be started? Umbrellaist everywhere are disgusted.
