Matt Damon Strikes Again
A few months back I went to go see The Informant with Matt Damon as the lead nerd. I waited the whole movie to start laughing and start enjoying the movie. It never happened. The movie was completed protrayed at a comedy and instead it was Matt Damon acting like a prick. I left the movie feeling like Matt Damon had just kicked me in the balls and taken my wallet. That two hours of death will never leave me. I will forever feel a pain in my groin and will always be looking to get my $11.00 back.
Well his new movie the Green Zone just came out and my buddy who went to go see The Informant with me just texted me and said “Matt Damon robbed me again. Green Zone sucked”. Way. To. Go. Matt Damon. You freaking loser. I guess getting a paycheck is worth putting out heaping piles of dung everyone across the country. If I ever see you I’m going to Judo chop you in the neck.
