Thoughts on the divorce that shook the world.
Heidi Montag has filed for divorce from her husband Spencer Pratt. I didn’t see that coming. Shocked is the only word that describes my reaction. On the bright side Spencer is available to douche up the world all over again. He could be the next Bachelor. That would be television gold. Can you imagine every week instead of giving roses to the girls, the girls would give him a rose if they still wanted to stick around. The show might end half an hour into taping or maybe a week. Either way, Heidi has bank coming in from her new sponsor Mattel. Yes, the same Mattel that makes plastic children toys. Apparently Heidi fit right in as Barbie’s ho sister, a market niche that Mattel wasn’t able to grab until now. Hey, ho’s need something to play with too.
On a completely unrelated note, Snooki, can you just go die already? I’m surprised the STDs haven’t done you in yet.
